Ladies, ladies, ladies. I have a treat for you. Meet Cotter from One For The Other Thumb. He's a Pittsburgh Steelers blogger who has hockey ingrained in him from his former days as a player. The beautiful Zamboni Harmony banner you see at the top of the page was his creation (which obviously highlights qualities such as compassion, giving, sharing, talent), and this boy has skills that extend beyond the rink and the blogosphere and probably into the bedroom as well. Give him a read. Then take a moment to droll over the best zamboni photoshop you've ever had the privilege of viewing.
Here's Cotter as Hansel.
And just when you think you couldn't take any more adorable.. here he is as a baby, doing what we all do best.
Have you ever dated or been associated with Elisha Cuthbert, Alyssa Milano or Hillary Duff? If yes, have you been recently tested for a venereal disease?
Yes and NO. But that’s just all part of the excitement, isn’t it?True or false: My ass is bigger than Sidney Crosby's
Rate your flexiblity on a scale of 1-10. 1 is Kyle Wellwood and 10 is Roberto Luongo.
Your stick is: wood or composite
Sarah Palin is......
a. destroying hockey
b. using it for political gain
c. I'd tap that (note: C will result in application denial)
Don Cherry is....
a. full of shit
b. composed entirely of shit
C. All of the above...and he’s also a student of the Elton John School of Wardrobe design. a. full of shit
b. composed entirely of shit
You like to go: top shelf or five hole
High heels at games; yes or no
Role playing potential: can your acting skills rival the likes of Derek Roy?
My dad is Michael Therrien. He says he wants to meet your soft ass. How much do you love me?
Your girlfriend wants a custom jersey for their birthday. But you utterly hate and despise the team and the player that they want. Do you still buy them the jersey?
Your girlfriend/boyfriend asks you if "you wanna go? you wanna go" in a thick canadian accent. Explain your following actions in detail. Slower....yeah. Just like that.
The Slapshot question: On a date, would you bring your fucken toys with ya?
A girl is wearing a pink hockey jersey. but you find out she knows about everything about hockey. she is smart, witty, can rattle off stanley cup teams from years ago. does the pink jersey make her less attractive?
Yes. This situation has “Too Good To Be True” written all over it. Does she also talk to herself and sometimes inanimate objects just a little too much? Next question.
You're at a hockey game and your team is loosing and you look pissed. An ice girl approaches you and asks to cheer you up. Do you accept a blow job or a hand job?
Honestly, is this a joke? I’d accept a blow job whilst I was clearing the ice for the 3rd period. Zamboni head is the new black. DUH!
4 comments:
Look Mom, I'm on the internets!
I think your answer to the last question was the one that made me laugh hardest.
That would be the most epic accomplishment ever. I need to get a zamboni.
And a vulnerable young girl with daddy issues.
Yeah, I figure that's the only way to fly...errr...zamboni...zamboner? That's what she said...
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