Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Your hockey boyfriend loses a fight. Does his ass sleep on the couch? Or do you nurse him back to health?
The Ovechkin Question; do you like rides on Segways?
The Staal Question: one you've done one, you've done them all?
The Slapshot question: On a date, would you bring your fucken toys with ya?
True or false: My ass is bigger than Sidney Crosby's.
I like my sticks; stiff and straight or curved for performance?
Put yourself in Sidney Crosby's shoes. You're living with Mario Lemieux. Give a detailed plan of how you're going to get it done. Then send all suggestions to Sidney Crosby along with a bottle of champagne, strawberries, and a smooth Jazz CD.
Later, open the Post-Gazette and realize that the literacy rate among Hill District elementary school students has increased 150% overnight.
a) looks like a penis
b) is a penis
c) just made you throw up a little inside your mouth.
d) makes you rock back and forth hands over your ears shrieking "make it stop."
Todd Bertuzzi is _____________
High heels at games; yes or no
Your boyfriend wants a custom jersey for his birthday. But you utterly hate and despise the team and the player that he wants. Do you still buy him the jersey?
Don Cherry is....
a. full of shit
b. composed entirely of shit
Ladies: your boyfriend asks for a Don Cherry suit for his birthday. is he
b) trying to dress up his inner douche bag.
c) he's only doing it for funsies
Your boyfriend asks you if "you wanna go? you wanna go" in a thick canadian accent. Explain your following actions in detail. Slower....yeah. Just like that.
I like my goalies....
a. standing up
d. on their back
Finally, what would the title of your hockey porn be and what would the set up be?
Monday, December 1, 2008
Helllooo ladies. Meet Nicholas from Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies. Now, even though we’re talking mini ponies, Nicholas’s writing is definitely of horse caliber. And, while we’re on the topic of horses, I’m gong to drop a subtle hint and let you guess what he’s hung like…. Enjoy.